Rakuninmura... Or Something Like It

This is why I don’t get people insisting that Bella is a such a strong and feminist character. I don’t think I would have minded her that much if people have not been going OMG She’s the best person evah and I want to be just like her!!!!11!1 She’s always selling herself short to a guy she likes and that’s supposed to be empowering to young girls? I mean, I get what she’s doing. I often do that myself because I’m very much aware of my faults as a person but the way Bella does it always bugs me. It’s always like “Oh I’m just a lowly and common common peon and not worthy of this perfect god”. Blah blah blah. Shut up Bella! And I often like people with self-deprecating humor but once again the way Bella does it is not very endearing. SMeyer Bella, you’re such a big fail!

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thedailywhat:

Most Excellent Reunion of the Day: Whoa! Alex “Bill” Winter and Keanu “Ted” Reeves were spotted walking alongside each other in Hollywood this past weekend.

Last month, Winter officially confirmed reports of a Bill & Ted threequel, so consider this your first look.

[tmz.]

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ragbag:

tickle tickle

i’m not sure when or why or how i came into possession of this bizarre comic but every time i take my traytable out of its upright position, i think of it and laugh awkwardly—hopefully now you will as well.

ragbag:

how to get through college

according to this advertisement (circa 1935) the trick to getting through college is brushing your teeth once in a while. not only will people like you more BUT the dean will stop awkwardly touching your shoulder and taking secret whiffs of your bad breath. ALSO: jim may even ask you to the prom!

thedailywhat:

Horrifying Hobby of the Day: Graham Barker shows off his record-breaking 22.1 grams of bellybutton lint, which the 45-year-old librarian has collected over the past 26 years.

Barker says he began collecting navel fluff after becoming curious “as to how much of it one person can produce.” He plans on filling an additional five jars before calling it quits to ensure his record remains in tact for a long time.

What advice does Barker have to offer young navel-gazers interested in picking their way into the lint-farming business?

“I found that having a shower tends to wash away any lint,” Barker was quoted as saying, “so the logical time to collect is just before getting in the shower each evening.”

The more you know.

[metro.]

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This is cannon by the way. DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME!!!

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thedailywhat:

Animated GIF of the Day: DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUN.

[reddit.]

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thedailywhat:

Letter Of Note of the Day: Christopher Walken, writing to his fans at the Online Christopher Walken Fan Club, August, 2004.

You are now reading this letter in Christopher Walken’s voice. Ha ha.

[lettersonote.]

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